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IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS?  HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ...
OWNER / ARIZA TALENT & MODELING AGENCY / FLORIDA
DEAR TALENT SCOUT -- I AM A BONAFIDE NOSTRIL MODEL™, WHICH I'M SURE YOU CAN PICTURE IN YOUR MIND'S EYE.  I CAN SOLVE ALL YOUR NOSTRIL MODELING PROBLEMS YOU'VE BEEN ADVERTISING, CONGRATULATIONS.  WANT THE CAVERNOUS LOOK?  I CAN DO THAT.  HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU PINCH YOUR NOSE AND INHALE REAL HARD SO YOUR NOSTRILS STAY PINCHED AND SLITTY?  I CAN HOLD THAT POSE FOR FIVE SECONDS.  I CARRY MYSELF WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF A MAN WITH TWICE THE NOSE.  I RECENTLY HAD A BRAZILLIAN NOSTRIL WAXING WHICH HAS RESULTED IN A SLEEK AND SHEEN LINING.  ONLY SIDE EFFECT IS SLIGHT WHISTLING SOUND WHEN I BREATHE, BUT THIS CAN BE EDITED OUT OF COMMERCIALS.  I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR CALL TO ARRANGE A PHOTO SHOOT AND PRESS CONFERENCE.