IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... JUDGE [BLANK] / [BLANK] JUSTICE COURT / [BLANK] / P.O. BOX [BLANK] / UTAH / JUDGE [BLANK], MY FRIEND! HOW ARE THINGS? I TRUST THE BENCH IS TREATING YOU WELL. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW HOW EXHAUSTING IT CAN BE SITTING AROUND IN A ROBE JUDGING PEOPLE ALL DAY! AT LEAST I GET TO DO IT IN THE COMFORT OF MY OWN APARTMENT. ANYWAY, THE WHOLE GANG MISSES YOU (EVEN CLAUDE) AND HOW WE USED TO ALL LOITER IN YOUR COURTROOM PRETENDING TO NOD OFF. I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT ONE TIME THAT DEFENDANT SAID, "HEY, WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?", AND WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT YOU WERE LIKE, "WELL, I'M THE JUDGE," AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH." INCIDENTALLY, YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE LAWYER WITH THE STUTTERING PROBLEM? (NOT THE TWITCHY GUY, THE OTHER ONE.) WELL, HE'S NOW AN AUCTIONEER AT SOTHEBY'S, SO ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL!