IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... SEAN COMBS / BAD BOY ENTERTAINMENT / 8-10 W. 19TH STREET / 9TH FLOOR / NEW YORK, NY 10011
RE: COLLABORATION -- I AM HONORED, THOUGH NOT SURPRISED, THAT YOU HAVE SOUGHT MY INPUT ON YOUR NEXT PROJECT. AS PER REQUEST, I HAVE SOLVED ALL YOUR MUSICAL PROBLEMS. BUT FIRST I MUST THANK YOU. FOR ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE GONE BY MANY NAMES THAT IF COMBINED WOULD READ "SEAN PUFFY PUFF DADDY P DIDDY DIDDY COMBS", YOU HAVE REQUESTED THAT I CALL YOU BY THE NAME RESERVED FOR ONLY THOSE CLOSEST TO YOU, "SPIFFY". WELL, MR. SPIFFY, IT IS MY PRIVELEGE. NOW, ABOUT OUR NEW SONG. EVERYBODY REMEMBERS THE GREAT "NA NA NA" SONGS, AND WHO CAN FORGET THE "BA BA BUM BA DUM" CLASSICS? BRILLIANTLY, I HAVE COMBINED THE TWO INTO A BEAUTIFUL CACOPHONY! IT GOES "NA BA NA BA NA BA NA BA NA BA" [PAUSE] "NA BA NA BA" [PAUSE] "NAAAAA DUM BA!" [REPEAT FIVE TIMES] THEN THE BIG FINISH ... "HOOOWEEE!" [MUST BE HIGH-PITCHED, OTHERWISE IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE GETTING THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF THEM.] I SHARED OUR PLANS WITH CHLOE, AND SHE CAN'T GET IT OUT OF HER HEAD!