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IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS?  HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ...
ROGER GOODELL, COMMISSIONER / NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE / 280 PARK AVE. / NEW YORK, NY 10017
RODGE! -- JUST HEARD THE NEWS, AND WE ARE ALL SO EXCITED THAT YOU'VE FOUND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AS THE NEXT COMMISSIONER OF THE NFL!  (NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.)  GRETCHEN WISHES YOU THE VERY BEST, AND WE KNOW PAUL WOULD AGREE (TAGLIABUE ... THE FORMER COMMISSIONER, HELLO?  NOW, AS TO YOUR STATED GOAL TO "PERSONALLY FRISK EVERY FAN," DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO AMBITIOUS?  DON'T GET ME WRONG, YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS TO BE COMMENDED, BUT WHY NOT LEAVE THE MAJORITY OF THE FRISKING TO THOSE TURNSTILE PEOPLE.  THEY ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS.  INSTEAD, CONSIDER ONLY FRISKING THE FANS YOU HAPPEN TO COME ACROSS, DON'T GO OUT OF YOUR WAY OR ANYTHING.  THAT'S MY POLICY!  P.S. REMEMBER THAT SHOW CALLED "WHAT'S HAPPENIN'"?  THAT GUY'S NAME WAS ALSO ROGER.