IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... STEVEN SPIELBERG / DREAMWORKS SKG / 100 UNIVERSAL CITY PLAZA / BUILDING 10 / UNIVERSAL CITY, CALIFORNIA 91608 / MR. SPIELBERG -- I AM IN RECEIPT OF THE SCRIPT THAT YOU SENT. HOW FLATTERING THAT YOU WISH TO MAKE A MOVIE OF MY LIFE! YOU ARE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. I HAVE ENJOYED ALL OF YOUR MOVIES EXCEPT FOR SEVERAL. NOW, ABOUT THE SCRIPT. THE RANGOON SCENE IS BREATHTAKING. HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU TO CAST GERALDO IN THE ROLE OF THE FELLOW WITH THE FUNNY SHOES. IT'S SURE TO BOOST HIS CAREER. BUT WHY HAVE MORLEY PLAY CHICO, AND VICE VERSA? THIS HAS EVERYONE CONFUSED. AND CASTING FLETCHER IN THE ROLE OF GRETCHEN IS JUST CREEPY. (HE'D MAKE A MUCH BETTER PENELOPE.) INCIDENTALLY, I ONCE WON A SOMBRERO DECORATING CONTEST. WHERE IS THAT IN THE SCRIPT? I CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU ARE SAVING SOMETHING FOR THE SEQUEL. ANYWAY, I LOOK FORWARD TO YOU WORKING FOR ME. CONGRATULATIONS!