IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... PAUL TAGLIABUE, COMMISSIONER / NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE / 280 PARK AVENUE / NEW YORK, NY 10017 / DEAR MR. TAGLIABUE -- THANK YOU FOR WRITING ME FOR ADVISEMENT (BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO, AFTER ALL). I'VE TAKEN YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR ORGANIZATION INTO CONSIDERATION. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE IT INTO A "SIX FOOT AND UNDER" LEAGUE? WON'T THAT ENCOURAGE SLOUCHING? YOUR IDEA OF ADDING A DEVICE TO THE BALL THAT RANDOMLY ELECTRO SHOCKS WHOEVER HAPPENS TO BE HOLDING IT AT THE TIME IS AN INTRIGING ONE, HOWEVER. NOT ONLY WILL IT ADD AN APPEALING "HOT POTATOE" DIMENSION TO THE GAME, BUT IT WILL ALSO DISCOURAGE AUDACIOUS FANS WHO ACTUALLY TRY TO KEEP THE ERRANT BALL THAT FLIES INTO THE STANDS. INCIDENTALLY, I LIKE TWICE-BAKED POTATOES BEST. YOU? ALSO, WHY NOT REPLACE SUPERBOWL RINGS WITH UNLIMITED SLUSHIE COUPONS? THINK ABOUT IT, WHICH IS MORE PRACTICAL?