IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... JOE LEE, PRESIDENT / RED LOBSTER / 5900 LAKE ELLENOR DRIVE / ORLANDO, FLORIDA 32809
JOE, OLD FRIEND -- I AM WRITING TO EMPHATICALLY ENCOURAGE YOU NOT TO CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR ESTABLISHMENT TO GREEN LOBSTER. WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR HOW LONG NOW, AND HAVE I EVER STEERED YOU CROOKED? LOOK, I WANT TO BE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY JUST LIKE THE NEXT GUY, NOT TO MENTION THE GUY NEXT TO THE NEXT GUY, BUT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO GO ABOUT IT THAN CHANGING TO GREEN LOBSTER. HOW ABOUT A SPRIG OF PARSLEY IN HIS CLAW? THAT'S GREEN AND VEGETATION-LIKE. SO SUBTLE, YET IMPACTUAL. PLUS A FREE SPRIG OF PARSLEY WITH EVERY ORDER. MEMBERS OF OUR "HAPPY CLAM CLUB" ARE ELIGIBLE FOR TWO FREE SPRINGS OF PARSLEY PER VISIT. P.S. GIVE MY REGARDS TO MARIETTA, BUT NOT THOMAS. HE CAN HAVE MORLEY'S.