IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... HENRIETTA HOLSMAN FORE / DIRECTOR, U.S. MINT / DENVER MINT / 320 W. COLFAX AVE. / DENVER, COLORADO 80204-2693 / DEAR MS. HOLSMAN FORE -- THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING ME ABOUT THE MONEY SITUATION HERE IN THE GOOD OL' COUNTRY IN WHICH WE ARE SITUATED. I ENJOYED OUR CONVERSATION MOST MODERATELY. I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW COMMEMORATIVE NICKEL OF MAYOR VANCE A. FUNK III OF NEWARK, DELAWARE. THAT IS SURE TO BE A HOT COMMODITY. I'M NOT SURE YOU SHOULD PROCEED WITH YOUR PLANS TO MAKE PAPER BILLS INTO SCRATCH 'N' SNIFFS THOUGH. TRUE, IT MAY THWART COUNTERFITTERS, BUT WHO REALLY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT ALEXANDER HAMILTON SMELLED LIKE? I KNOW MORLEY DOESN'T, ALTHOUGH I CAN'T SPEAK FOR CHICO. P.S. I KNOW YOU ARE MUCH TOO HUMBLE, BUT I STILL THINK THERE NEEDS TO BE A "FORE DOLLAR BILL" IN YOUR HONOR. SHALL I START A PETITION?