IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... TOMMY HILFIGER, PRESIDENT / TOMMY HILFIGER CORP. / 601 W. 26TH ST. / NEW YORK, NEW YORK 10001-1101
DEAR MR. HILFIGER -- THANK YOU FOR SUB-CONTRACTING WITH ME. I HAVE MASTERED THE NEW FASHION THAT WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT MANY TIMES OVER KUMQUATS. I CALL IT "THE TOMMY TUCK LOOK." SO SIMPLE, YET DISTURBING (IN A GOOD WAY). JUST TUCK EVERYTHING IN THAT YOU CAN. YOUR ASCOT INTO YOUR SHIRTS (WEAR LAYERS), YOUR SHIRTS INTO YOUR TROUSERS (A.K.A. "PANTS" TO THE LAYMAN), AND YOUR TROUSER LEGS INTO YOUR SOCKS. IT IS ALL THE RAGE IN SOUTHEAST GUANGDONG. CAN NEW YORK BE FAR BEHIND? (A RHETORICAL QUESTION, OBVIOUSLY.) SURE, ANYONE CAN DO IT, WHICH FELIX HAS CONFIRMED, BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN. WE WILL MANUFACTURE "PRE-TUCKED" WARDROBES. NO MORE EMBARASSING SITUATIONS WHERE YOUR PANTLEGS COME UNTUCKED WHEN CROUCHING. WE WILL GET CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS, LIKE GERALDO.