IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... THORTON'S ALL-STAR AUTO / ATTN: THE UGLY GUY / 6270 WHITMORE LAKE ROAD / WHITMORE LAKE, MI 48189
MR. [BLANK] -- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YARD PICTURES ARE COMING SOON. THE WORLD WAITS IN ANTICIPATION. BUT CAN IT HANDLE THE TRUTH? IS THIS SOMETHING PEOPLE NEED TO SEE? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? THINK OF THE CHILDREN. I THINK IT WOULD BE NEAT IF CARS WERE DESIGNED LIKE ACCORDIANS, DON'T YOU? THEN TRAFFIC WOULD SOUND MUCH BETTER. BAGPIPES ARE FOR SISSIES. LET'S FACE IT.