IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... DR. [BLANK], PH.D. / PROFESSOR OF APPLIED PHYSICS / YALE UNIVERSITY / DEPARTMENT OF APPLIED PHYSICS / P.O. BOX 208284 / NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT 06520 / DR. [BLANK], OLD FRIEND! HOW ARE PHYSICS TREATING YOU THESE DAYS? I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW EVER SINCE THAT COCONUT BONKING INCIDENT YOU AND I MADE A PACT THAT WE'D STOP AT NOTHING IN PURSUIT OF APPLIED PHYSICS. YOU OF COURSE GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH SINGLE-PHOTON SPECTROCOPIC DETECTORS, WHEREAS I AM MORE OF A NANOBOLOMETER MAN. JUST LOVE THOSE NANOBOLOMETERS! FELIX PREFERS HETRODYNE RECEIVERS. HE'S VERY EMPHATIC ABOUT THAT. MAYBE YOU CAN GET THROUGH TO HIM, BUT I WON'T EVEN BROACH THE SUBJECT WITH HIM ANYMORE. HE'LL STEW ABOUT IT FOR DAYS. ANYWAY, MY FRIEND, HOPE ALL IS WELL IN YOUR WORLD. IN THE MEANTIME, MAY YOUR BANDGAPS BE NOVEL AND YOUR NANOSTRUCTURES ARRAYED! P.S. HAVE YOU BEEN TO Q'DOBA LATELY? FABULOUS BURRITOS!