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IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS?  HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ...
DELOR DESIGN GROUP / 613 W. MAIN ST. / LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY 40202 -- SENOR DESIGNER -- I AM WRITING SO AS NOT TO BOTHER YOU AGAIN.  WHY NOT CONTACT MY TALENTS TO OTHER DESERVING COMPANIES?  IF IT IS THE MUSTACHE THAT GIVES YOU PAUSE, WHY DID YOU NOT JUST SAY SO?  I FIND IT NECESSARY, AS ALL OF MY NOSEHAIR HAS RECENTLY BEEN REMOVED, BUT SURELY THIS IS NO "STUMBER INSURMOUNTABLE," AS THEY SAY IN FRENCH CIRCLES.  BUT WHILE I AM AT IT, YOUR WEBSITE SAYS THE BRANDING IQ TEST IS COMING SOON.  HOW LONG MUST THE WORLD WAIT?  I SEE CLOUDS, I SEE COW, BUT I SEE NO BRANDINGS.  THIS IS TORTURE.