IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... THE DELOR DESIGN GROUP / ATTN: [BLANK] / 613 W. MAIN ST. / LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY 40202 / DELORKS, WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD FROM YOU PEOPLE? MY DESIGN PROWESS IS MUCH RENOWNED. IN FACT ,THIS VERY CARD IS OF MY OWN VOLITION. IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, BESIDES OTHERS. DO NOT WORRY, I DO NOT SEEK TO BE PRESIDENT OF YOUR COMPANY AT THIS JUNCTURE. WHEN I AM PRESIDENT, WE WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME, AS "DELOR" IS SLANG FOR "OSTRICH WASTE" IN ABU DHABI, AND WE WON'T BE OFFENDING ANY ABU DHABI DOOBERS UNDER MY WATCH. DID YOU KNOW THAT "DELOR" IS AN ANAGRAM FOR "OLDER"?