IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... THE DELOR DESIGN GROUP / ATTN: [BLANK], M.D. / 613 W. MAIN ST. / LOUISVILLE, KY 40202
DELOREANS (I MADE THAT UP. I AM CLEVER.) I AM ONE OF THE PREMIER GRAPHIC DESIGNERS (OF THE UNEMPLOYED VARIETY). CAN YOU CHANGE THAT? HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY WORK. MR. IMPOTENT. THIS CHARACTER DRAWS ON THE POPULARITY OF THAT DISNEY MOVIE AND ALL THOSE E.D. COMMERCIALS THAT PEOPLE JUST LOVE. SO SIMPLE, YET SO SUBTLE. PEOPLE WILL GRAVITATE. WHY HAS DELOR NOT THOUGHT OF THIS? WHAT DO THEY PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR? ANYWAY, I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR OFFER. P.S. I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON A DESIGN FOR A NEW PRODUCT THAT REMOVES ALL NOSE HAIR JUST LIKE THAT. YOUR NOSTRILS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH. (AS A BONUS, THE BREEZE FEELS GREAT!)