IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... PAT SAJAK, WHEEL-OF-FORTUNE GUY / 10202 W. WASHINGTON BLVD. #5300 / CULVER CITY, CA 90232
PATRICK! GOLLY WOLLY, YOU ARE A TOUGH FELLOW TO TRACK DOWN. I'VE ASKED EVERYBODY IN THE OLD GANG -- MORLEY, CHICO, PENELOPE, FLETCHER, DAVIE, ET. AL. BUT WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH YOU? ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, JUMPING FROM JOB TO JOB. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIM YOU SETTLED DOWN? REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO SIT ON PARK BENCHES IN THE CITY, CHEWING ON RHUBARB STALKS, MAPPING OUT THE FUTURE, FLICKING FIRE-CRACKERS INTO TRAFFIC ...? I ALWAYS TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE A NATURAL FOR GAME SHOW HOSTING; GLAD TO KNOW THAT AFTER ALL THIS TIME IT FINALLY SUNK IN. WE WERE ALL WORRIED ABOUT YOU. ROSCO SAYS YOUR SHOW IS ABOUT GUESSING LETTERS AND STUFF, KIND OF LIKE A HANGMAN RIP-OFF. BUT I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. I THINK A TOUGH PUZZLE TO SOLVE WOULD BE "QUOTIDIAN POPINJAY."