IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... TOM BRADY / NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS / ONE PATRIOT PLACE / FOXBOROUGH, MA 02035 TOMMY-BOY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE DAYS WE USED TO SNEAK AROUND THE MEAN STREETS OF AURORA STEALING RHUBARB PLANTS TO DIP IN SUGAR ... THAT IS, UNTIL YOU GOT CAUGHT BY MICHAEL ASSOCIA, WHO STRIPPED YOU DOWN AND LASHED YOU 12 TIMES WITH A HANDFUL OF RHUBARB STALKS! ANYWAY, MORLEY TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE STILL CHASING THIS FOOTBALL DREAM OF YOURS. LOOK, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN STRAIGHT WITH YOU, TOMMY. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU STOP CHASING THE WIND? SOME THINGS JUST AREN'T MEANT TO BE. LEAVE FOOTBALL TO THE GINO TORRETTAS OF THE WORLD. TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL PUT IN A CALL TO CHICO. HE'S GOT A THRIVING HORTICULTURE BUSINESS IN SOUTH LYON. I REALLY THINK IT'D BE A GOOD FIT FOR YOU.