IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... [BLANK], PH.D. / PRINCETON UNIVERSITY / INSTITUTE FOR ADVANCED STUDIES / SCHOOL OF NATURAL SCIENCES / EINSTEIN DRIVE / PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY 08540 / DR. [BLANK] -- CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW TELEPORTATION DEVICE THAT YOU INVENTED. YOU BEAT ME TO IT! (JUST BARELY.) I'VE ALWAYS KNOW THAT E=MC ESCHER, WHICH MEANS THAT ENERGY CAN BE CONVERTED TO MATTER AND VICE VERSA, THEN RE-COMBINATED BACK INTO ITS ORIGINAL FORMULATION, AT LEAST HYPOTHEORETICALLY. AND NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! I KNOW THAT MY BRILLIANT YET UNDERSTATED WORK ON -- WHAT ARE THEY CALLED AGAIN? -- QUARKS? AND STUFF LIKE THAT GREATLY AIDED YOU IN YOUR RESEARCH, SO I GUESS I AM PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR BREAKTHROUGH. STILL, THIS IS YOUR DAY, MY FRIEND. SAY, JUST FOR FUN, I THINK YOU SHOULD SECRETLY TELEPORT ON OF YOUR COLLEAGUE'S PAPERWEIGHTS INTO THE NEXT ROOM WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING! SOON HE'LL BE LIKE, "HEY, WHERE'S MY PAPERWEIGHT?" AND WE'LL ALL GET A GOOD CHUCKLE.