IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... PIA FERRARIO, CEO / VICTORIA'S SECRET / P.O. BOX 16589 / COLUMBUS, OH 43216-6589
HIYA, PIA! GOOD NEWS! VICTORIA HAS TOLD ME HER SECRET, AND REST ASSURED IT IS SAFE WITH ME. BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S SOMETHING SHE NEEDS TO HIDE? SO SHE HAS SIX TOES ON ONE FOOT AND FOUR ON THE OTHER, BIG DEAL! IT ALL ADDS UP TO TEN. AND HAVING A SECOND ROW OF TEETH IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. DON'T GET ME WRONG, THE PINK FRILLY THING SHE WAS WEARING WAS FABULOUS, BUT HEY, I SAID, NOT EVERYONE CAN EXUDE THE CANTANKEROUS ENTICEMENT OF A GRETCHEN OR THE SHILLY-SHALLY SWAGGER OF A PENELOPE. SHE LOOKED AT ME KIND OF FUNNY WHEN I SAID THAT, BUT I THINK OUT LITTLE CHAT HELPED HER TO FEEL BETTER. AT LEAST SHE MADE A HAPPY GROAN, KIND OF LIKE CHEWBACCA IN THAT ONE MOVIE, CAN'T RECALL THE TITLE.