IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... VANCE A. FUNK III, MAYOR / CITY OF NEWARK / 220 ELKTON RD. / P.O. BOX 390 / NEWARK, DELAWARE 19715 / MR. FUNK, IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE AN IDENTITY, SOME ANONYMOUS GUY ONCE SAID. THE SAME CAN BE SAID FOR CITIES, NO? IN OUR LAST MEETING WE TALKED ABOUT SLOGANS. WELL, MORLEY PREFERRED THE TERM "MOTTO", BUT YOU INSISTED ON "SLOGAN", AND THE MEETING PRETTY MUCH BROKE DOWN FROM THERE. (I AGREED WITH YOU, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO HURT MORLEY'S FEELINGS, WHAT WITH THE CONTRAPTION GETTING STUCK ON HIS HEAD AND WEDGING HIM IN THE ELEVATOR DOOR INCIDENT FROM NOT TOO LONG AGO.) ANYWAY, YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU WANTED SOMETHING WARM AND INVITING, SO I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING I HOPE YOU'LL LIKE. "NEWARK, DELAWARE -- A WARM AND INVITING PLACE TO BE." SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? I THINK PEOPLE WILL GRAVITATE. LET'S PRINT UP PLACARDS FOR THE AVACADO SEED SPITTING CONTEST!