IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... STUART SCOTT, SENIOR TALKER / ESPN TELEVISION / ESPN PLAZA / BRISTOL, CT 06010
STU! IT WAS GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. GLAD TO KNOW THAT THE RANDOMLY OCCURRING REVERSE PERISTALSIS NO LONGER AILS YOU, MY FRIEND! INCIDENTALLY, JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS REMINISCING HOW ME, YOU, AND THE GANG USED TO SIT AROUND THE APPLE BARREL DREAMING ABOUT THE FUTURE AND INVENTING CUSS WORDS. I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW YOU USED TO GET THAT STARRY-EYED GAZE AND TELL STORIES, AFFECTIONATELY REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON AS "STUYAH!" YOU'D SAY THINGS LIKE "STUYAH LIKES GUMDROPS!" AND WE'D ALL NOD OUR HEADS IN AGREEMENT. ANYWAY, ALL THE BEST! SAY HI TO LINDA FOR ME, BUT NOT DAN.