IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... [BLANK], DIRECTOR / SMITHSONIAN NATIONAL MUSEUM OF AMERICAN HISTORY / 14TH STREET & CONSTITION AVE. / WASHINGTON, D.C. 20002 / DEAR DIRECTOR [BLANK] -- GRETCHEN IS SO EXCITED! WE JUST READ ABOUT PLANS FOR YOUR LATEST DISPLAY, "THE NATURAL HISTORY OF GUYS NAMED NED." FOR TOO LONG THIS HAS BEEN A MYSTERY TO ALL, AND NOW YOU ARE FINALLY WORKING TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. GOOD SHOW, OLD CHAP! I CONSTANTLY FIND MYSELF ARGUING WITH STRANGERS OVER QUESTIONS LIKE "WHERE DID THE NAME 'NED' COME FROM?" "HOW DID THEY GET HERE?" "CAN THE BREED WITH NON-NEDS?" NOW, NO NEED TO ARGUE, I WILL SIMPLY INVITE THEM TO YOUR MUSEUM. THIS IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE THAT DISPLAY ABOUT "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TOE FUNGUS." KEEP THIS UP AND YOU WILL MAKE MY TOP FIVE LIST OF CURATORS. CONGRATULATIONS!