IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... [BLANK] JOHNSON / SECURITY NATIONAL FINANCIAL CORP. / P.O. BOX 57250 / SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH 84157 / RE: CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER POSITION / MR. JOHNSON -- SOME THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF PRIOR TO MY ARRIVAL. 1) I'LL REQUIRE A LAPTOP COMPUTER, ONLY THE HIGHEST QUALITY. 2) A COMMODORE 64 COMPUTER AS WELL, FOR NOSTALGIC PURPOSES, OBVIOUSLY. 3) AN OFFICE WITH WINDOWS ON ALL SIDES, PLUS A SECRET ROOM (FOR PRIVACY). 4) NEW SOCKS. ALSO, PLEASE NOTE THAT THE KEY TERM IN "GENERALLY ACCEPTED ACCOUNTING PRINCIPLES" (GAAP) ARE THE WORDS "GENERALLY ACCEPTED." I DO NOT ACCEPT THEM. WE WILL HAVE AN ENTIRELY NEW METHOD OF ACCOUNTING WHEN I AM ON BOARD. SPEAKING OF WHICH, PLEASE INFORM THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS THAT A MEMBERSHIP FEE WLL BE IMPOSED ON THEM (STANDARD). THE COMPANY PRESIDENT IS EXPECTED TO BE AVAILABLE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE FOR DONUT RUNS AS WELL. TELL HIM THAT. P.S. GIVE YOURSELF A HEFTY BONUS.