IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... [BLANK] JOHNSON / SECURITY NATIONAL FINANCIAL CORPORATION / P.O. BOX 57250 / SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH 84157 / RE: CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER POSITION / DEAR MR. JOHNSON -- I AM CONSIDERING YOUR JOB OFFER TO BE THE NEW C.F.O. (ACRONYM FOR "CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER") FOR YOUR COMPANY. IT LOOKS GOOD WITH ONE CAVEAT. WHAT'S THIS FINE PRINT BUSINESS ABOUT "POSITION FUNCTIONS UNDER DIRECT SUPERVISION OF THE COMPANY PRESIDENT"? OTHER THAN THAT, LOOKS GREAT! ALSO, PLEASE INFORM THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS THAT I EXPECT EACH ONE OF THEM TO HAVE A FULL REPORT ON MY DESK PROMPTLY EACH TUESDAY A 2:35 (EXCEPT DURING SOLSTACE). YOUR LISTINGS NOTE THAT THIS IS A FAST-PACED, HIGH PRESSURE ENVIRONMENT. REST ASSURED THAT I WILL BE PUTTING A STOP TO THAT! P.S. I NOTICE YOUR LAST NAME ... ANY RELATION TO ALBERT JOHNSON? JUST CURIOUS.