IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... KEVIN J. MCNAMARA, PRESIDENT AND CEO / ROTO-ROOTER, INC. / 2500 CHEMED CENTER / 255 EAST FIFTH STREET / CINCINNATI, OHIO 45202-4726 / KEVIN -- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HOUSE CALL THE OTHER DAY TO UNCLOG OUR DRAIN PIPES. IT LEFT US ALL WONDERING HOW ON EARTH THOSE TUBE SOCKS GOT DOWN THERE! (FELIX THINKS YOU PLANTED THEM, BUT NEVER YOU MIND, HE'S STILL BITTER ABOUT THE PREVIOUS SOCK INCIDENT.) ANYWAY, WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE FLOWING WATER BACK THAT WE'VE BEEN RUNNING OUR FAUCETS NON-STOP! WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? WHERE DOES IT GO? WE DEBATE ABOUT IT FOR HOURS, BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE ON FAITH, LIKE FORTUNE COOKIES. THOSE THINGS ARE UNCANNY! I ONCE GOT ONE THAT TOLD ME MY LUCKY NUMBERS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHOA!"