--Happy is the man who is not sad.--
--Heavy is the head that wears the anvil helmet.--
--Like wave-battered clams, so is he who tosses and turns with pearls.--
--Where the river flows there is moistness.--
--Better to be dumb and wise than smart and foolish.--
--One must shear the sheep to wear the wool.--
--Even burnt toast can be softened with enough butter.--
--He who reaches for the stars has poor depth perception.--
--Pigeons and crows are the salt and pepper of earth.--
--You are full of what makes me happy, says the dung beetle.--
--Those who stuff their pockets with rocks should wear tight belts.--
--He who laughs last, laughs alone.--
--A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.--
--Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.--
--He who walks with his chin up oft gets gum on his shoe.--
--Confounded is he who seeks a word to rhyme with "silver"--
--If one takes a grain of salt with a grain of salt, one amasses much saltiness--
--If your goal is failure, then to fail is to succeed--
This is cool, and new. Morley, Chico, and I were delighted. The free Google Pack includes options to download any combination or all of this software for free:
GOOGLE EARTH / MOZILLA FIREFOX / PICASA PHOTO ORG / NORTON ANTI-VIRUS / ADOBE READER / AD-AWARE ANTI SPYWARE / REAL PLAYER / GOOGLE VIDEO / VOICE AND IM / GALLERY PLAYER / SKYPE / GOOGLE DESKTOP
You can also search this site or the web if there's something specific you're looking for. Cheers!