IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... MATT LAUER, HOST / NBC'S TODAY SHOW / 1100 PARK AVE. #15A / NEW YORK, NY 10128-1202
DEAR MATT -- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE INVITATION TO JOIN YOUR GLIB CLUB™. I TOO HAVE PRIDED MYSELF ON GLIBNESS, AND IT'S NICE TO FINALLY BE RECOGNIZED BY AN AUTHORITY. FELIX, AS YOU KNOW, ALSO WANTS TO JOIN OUR CLUB, BUT HE'S JUST MEALY-MOUTHED AT BEST. I TOLD HIM SO. GRETCHEN IS A BIT LIPP, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? BUT I DON'T THINK THAT QUALIFIES. I SAY, "LOOK, THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB, NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE IN A CLASS WITH MATT LAUER." THEY SAY, "WHO?" BUT ONLY SOMETIMES CALL THE AUTHORITIES. ANYWAY, THANKS TO YOU, WHAT A TIME TO BE GLIB! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE JEALOUS. P.S. TELL AL AND KATIE THAT THEY ARE GABBY AND SASSY, RESPECTFULLY, BUT NOT QUITE GLIB CLUB™ MATERIAL. BUT DON'T GIVE UP!