IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... JIM ROME / THE JIM ROME RADIO SHOW / CO CREATIVE ARTISTS AGENCY / 9830 WILSHIRE BLVD. / BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90212-1825 / JIMMIE -- THANK YOU KINDLY FOR CONTRACTING MY CONSULTING SERVICES IN ORDER TO BRING YOUR SHOW TO "THE PROVERBIAL NEXT LEVEL" (J-STEW'S WORDS, NOT MINE). HAVING LISTENED TO YOUR SHOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IT HAS REAL POTENTIAL, ASIDE FROM THE CALLERS. MAKE SURE TO LIMIT THEM TO FIVE SECONDS OR LESS. YOU ARE A TRUE HUMANITARIAN. BUT WHY CALL SO MANY PEOPLE "MORONS"? IT SEEMS LIKE VERY TIME YOU GO TO BREAK (FOR COFFEE ... POTTY ... WHAT?) YOU CALL SOMEONE A MORON, LIKE "MORON TOM BRADY, RIGHT AFTER THIS" OR "WE'LL HAVE MORON BARRY BONDS IN A MINUTE." INSTEAD, WHY NOT TALK ABOUT SOMETHING HAPPY, LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR'S FLOWER BED? REPEAT AFTER ME: "i HAVE A PROCLIVITY FOR POSITIVITY." P.S. I NOTICE YOU ARE NAMED AFTER A COUNTRY, JUST LIKE RON MEXICO! CLEVER!