IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... GEOFFREY FIEGER / ATTORNEY AT LAW / 19390 WEST TEN MILE ROAD / SOUTHFIELD, MICHIGAN 48075-2463
IT'S FIEGER TIME! -- STILL LOVE THAT SLOGAN, OL' CHUM. ANYWHO, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT SAM HAS AGREED TO TAKE THE CASE (... SAM BERNSTEIN, THE "CALL SAM" GUY, HELLO ...?). AS YOU KNOW, I AM SUING MYSELF FOR THE SERIES OF MALICIOUS AND DERELICT TOE STUBBING INCIDENTS INVOLVING THAT CINDER BLOCK BY THE LAUNDRY ROOM. SAM IS REPRESENTING MY PLAINTIFF SIDE AND YOU ARE MY DEFENSE. SAM SAYS HE CAN "SUE THE SOCKS OFF" YOU, BUT I JUST CHUCKLES NON-COMMITTALLY. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I KEEP FORGETTING, AND YOU CAN PROVE IT. IF ANYTHING, I'M STUBBING MY TOE ON PURPOSE (WE'LL CLAIM). INCIDENTALLY, CAN I COUNTER-SUE MYSELF? I'M NOT GOING TO JUST STAND BY AND LET MYSELF GET AWAY WITH THIS!