IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... DAVID STERN, COMMISSIONER / NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION / OLYMPIC TOWER / 645 5TH AVENUE / NEW YORK, NEW YORK 10022 / COMMISSIONER STERN! I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED OUR LUNCHEON TOGETHER THE OTHER DAY (ALTHOUGH I FOUND THE FLAMBEED BRUSSEL BALLS RATHER DISAGREEABLE, BUT THAT WAS MOSTLY LATER). STILL, IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MAKE MY ACQUAINTANCE. INCIDENTALLY, IS IT REALLY TRUE WHAT THAT WAITER GUY SAID? THAT YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS "EUSEBIUS"? [PRONOUNCED U-SEE-BEE-US] ANYWAY, YOU ARE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. NEXT TIME I SEE YOU ON T.V. I'LL BE LIKE, "HEY, I KNOW THAT GUY!" MORLEY WILL BE LIKE, "NO WAY," BUT WHEN I TELL HIM YOUR MIDDLE NAME, IT'LL BE LIKE "WOW, YOU REALLY DO KNOW THAT GUY." NOW, AS FOR OUR CONSULTATION REGARDING THIS LITTLE GAME OF YOURS WITH THE BOUNCY BALL, I COMPLETELY AGREE THAT WE NEED TO START CALLING THEM "BUSINESS FOULS" AS OPPOSED TO "PERSONAL FOULS." THOSE GUYS ARE JUST DOING THEIR JOB.