IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... AXL ROSE / C/O INTERSCOPE GEFFEN A&M / 2220 COLORADO AVENUE / SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA 90404 / THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING US YOUR NEW CHEESY-CORN RECIPE. GRETCHEN MADE A BATCH AND WE ATE IT. YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR, BY THE WAY, THAT PENELOPE IS DOING MUCH BETTER NOW. SHE WAS BESIDE HERSELF! AT THE ANNUAL VICTIMS OF CABBAGE™ CONVENTION, HER SISTERS, CHLOE, ZOE, AND PHOEBE -- THE TRIPLETS -- GOT THEIR NAMETAGS MIXED UP, AND SOON EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "WHERE'S ZOE?", "WHO'S CHLOE?", AND "ARE YOU PHOEBE?" ... I THINK EVEN THE SISTERS WERE CONFUSED! EVENTUALLY IT WAS ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT WHEN THEY COUNTED EACH OTHER'S TEETH. CRISIS AVERTED! BUT WHAT AM I TELLING YOU FOR, YOU WERE THERE TOO. ANYWAY, REMEMBER THAT TIME ME AND YOU SAW BEVERLY HILLS COP III TOGETHER? THAT CHARACTER'S NAME WAS ALSO AXEL, ONLY SPELLED DIFFERENTLY, AS YOU CAN SEE.