IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... DR. DANIEL G. AMEN / AMEN CLINICS, INC. HQ / 4019 WESTERLY PLACE, SUITE 100 / NEWPORT BEACH, CA 92660
DR. AMEN -- YOU ARE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN MORE THAN 30,000 BRAIN SCANS? I'M NOT KIDDING. ANYWAY, SO HERE'S THE PROBLEM. PICTURE, IF YOU CAN, ME, MORLEY, AND CHICO. WE WALK INTO A PARTY AND START CHUMMING IT UP WITH THE RIFF-RAFF. SOON, MORLEY TOUCHES HIS NOSE KIND OF NON-CHALANTLY, AND CHICO TAKES THIS A SIGN THAT HE (CHICO) HAS SOMETHING ON HIS NOSE. SO HE SCRATCHES IT, BUT THEN MORLEY TAKES THAT AS A SIGN THAT HE (MORLEY) HAS SOMETHING ON HIS NOSE, SO HE SCRATCHES HIS A LITTLE MORE FORCEFULLY, WHICH CHICO NATURALLY TAKES AS A SIGNAL, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, IT ESCALATES INTO A FULL-FLEDGED SELF-SLAPPING FEST! BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. HOW ARE THINGS ON YOUR END?