IS MY HANDWRITING TOO SLOPPY FOR YOUR EYEBALLS? HERE'S THE TEXT OF THE ABOVE CARD ... MELINDA, HR MANAGER / A-1 BUILDING COMPONENTS / RE: TRUSS DESIGNER -- EXPERIENCED -- DEAR MS. MELINDA -- YOU WILL HIRE ME, NO? I AM THE PROUD CONCEPTUAL DESIGNER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY NEW "REVERSE TRUSS ROOF" THAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION (OF PAPAU NEW GUINEA). PEOPLE WILL GRAVITATE. PICTURE, IF YOU CAN, A ROOF BUILT IN A V SHAPE INSTEAD OF THE BORING STANDARD A SHAPE (SEE DIAGRAM). ADD A LITTLE RAIN, AND VIOLA! IT DOUBLES AS A SWIMMING POOL! SO GENIUS, YET TIMELY. WHY HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOT THOUGHT OF THIS? A-1 HAS ALWAYS BEEN FIRST IN STEAK SAUCE, AND NOW WITH MY HELP WE WILL BE FIRST IN TRUSS STUFF TOO. CONGRATULATIONS.